Sunday, April 26, 2009

Kickin' that Funky Cypress Hill Shit

Oh, the classic nasal voice of mister B-Real, singer of the psychedelic band Cypress Hill. Roll that joint, yo! I sometimes wonder what ever happened to this band. Their first three albums, self-titled, Black Sunday and III Temple of Boom, were awesome hits of the early 90s. After those hits the ship took a hit. They lost their edge, but apparently they still play. Wonder when that dope album will be recorded. It's been a year or so since they said a new album would come out. Kind of reminding me of One Day As A Lion - dammnit De La Rocha, make the album.
Now, let's kick that funky Cypress Hill shit.

99 cents and I am still alive

Oh, the feeling of no more exams. Oh, yes that feeling. I can finally relax without thinking about exams or essays to write....for now. However, no time for too much relaxation. Nope. Time to find a freaking job. Damn it.
*looks at watch*
Damn, almost time for the Rangers - Capitals game. Damn. *stretches* Time for me to grab my 99 cent energy drink (Rockstar). *Yawn*
Oh yeah.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Addicted to Jane

Oh how sweet she is. Looking at Jane. Talking to Jane. Wow. I am addicted to Jane. They keep telling me "Fuck is wrong with you Cloud? Jane ain't real hommie. Let's go for a pint." Yeah, they keep telling me. Jane says. She says plenty. Sometimes she does and says nothing, yet gives the impression of a million words. Jane says. Hell, I say a lot of things. Most of it means nothing. Sometimes it means something, but only to the very few. A tad of that, a tad of this. Pass the salt around, will ya?
Addicted to Jane. Hell is not hot enough. Jane says. Plenty and nothing. Sometimes everything. The west side. The east side. Means nothing to me. Directions, really. Connection to rap, my ass. Jane says. Loads.
Love is complicated. Nothing is love. Everything is love. Jane says. She knows a lot. She knows nothing. She means no harm, she just doesn't know. Sometimes scream her name to feel it all. Jane says.
Jane's Addiction. Truly.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Another minute and I'll be streaking....

Taking 5 minutes away from the fun shit I have been doing for the past 2 hours - studying - to write on this blog. Oh, the bloody joy. Oh, the bloody agony. Of course I feel like I have learned nothing, done nothing, read nothing - just sat and stared at the sky. Oh, the painful joy!! That's fucking right - TWO bloody exclamation marks, TWO. Hell I can put another for a more glamorizing effect - whatever that may mean to you. Glamorizing my ass. That's how you spell it, right? Meh, it's not freaking underlined by this beautiful invention of spell check - this shit makes me spelling worse at times, i.e changes there's to their's. Christ, there is a difference. Anyways, what was I getting at?
*takes a deep breath* I completely forgot. Fucking spell check and my bloody exclamation points. Listening to music as I type this; though I doubt you (whoever you are) are interested in who, what, where it is. Hell, I'm not even interested. I just thought I'd shove that note in here for no purpose. I'm fun aren't I?
Oh, fuck it. Yes, yes fuck it.
*Throws book off the desk*
*leaves*

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Boston Sweep the Craphabs: Michael Ryder #1 Star

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH, thunder road!!
Excerpt from Bruce Springsteen's Thunder Road

Except roll down the window
And let the wind blow
Back your hair
Well the night's busting open
These two lanes will take us anywhere
We got one last chance to make it real
To trade in these wings on some wheels
Climb in back
Heaven's waiting on down the tracks
Oh-oh come take my hand
We're riding out tonight to case the promised land
Oh-oh Thunder Road oh Thunder Road
Lying out there like a killer in the sun
Hey I know it's late we can make it if we run
Oh Thunder Road sit tight take hold
Thunder Road


The Bruins win! The Bruins win! Michael Ryyyyyyyyyyyyder, baby. 2 beauties and 1 assist. Take that Montreal. Christ, and they let this sniper go because they were too lazy to help him out last year. Thank you Gainey for Ryder.
I'll add some thoughts about the stupid Hab fans at the bell center in tonights game sometime this week. I just find them (in general. the ones at the game) idiotic for booing Price when it was NOT his fault the team in front of him can't fucking skate, defend and score. Stupid morons! Way to discourage and break a kid. And then these morons want star players to sign in Montreal. LMFAO x10000000. Star players signing in Montreal? Are cows flying in Montreal?

Tell me why

URGH! Two more exams to write. URGH! Stupid Bruins game tonight - if they win they eliminate the Habs. URGH! What did I do to deserve this? URGH!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Done and done

OK! I know I have failed myself with this blog being lazy and all (well, I can't think of any other excuse). That being said I am handing in my resignation. That's right. The CONE is calling it quits with this blog on "reality". Quit!
*bites into a cookie*
Fuck that! Who said I was leaving? As a matter of fact, I am back. Well, when these bloody exams are over. So close, yet so far away.
On another note, LOOOOOCH is amazing. I love that kid (not in a sexual way you pervs!).

RYDER for the win

Game 3 of the playoffs; number 3 in the win column for Boston Bruins. Although the Boston Bruins looked terrible in the first two periods, they managed to put together a strong third. The highlight of the game would be Michael Ryders wide open net game winning goal. Damn, I'm sure the Hab fans - especially Silent Bob - are biting their nails right now.
Boston have showed that they are a much more talented team overall than the Montreal Canadiens. Sure, the Habs were missing Markov, Schneider, Lang and Tanguay tonight, but let's face it, a healthy Montreal team cannot beat the Bruins this year. Last year? Yes, it was highly possible. This year? Just not possible. Don't get me wrong, the habs have an O.K team that is playoff worthy, but they just don't have everyone playing together. Bunch of individuals if you ask me.
Game 4 should be more intense, if it hasn't been already. Milan Lucic will be dressed so you can expect a shitloads of Hab players falling on their asses. Will George Laraque be dressed? I doubt it, but I won't be surprised if he is.
My prediction for game 4 can go two ways; either the Bruins have a large lead into the third and some fights occur, or the Habs force a game 5. Lucic vs. Laraque? I doubt it, but look for Thornton to fight Laraque should Lucic receive a dirty hit by Big George.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

NHL playoffs: EAST

Boston (1) vs. Montreal (8)

This will be a roller coaster ride. Sure the Bruins have dominated the season series (5-0-1), but if you know the history of the Bruins-Habs in the playoffs then you know season records mean nothing. No doubt that the Bruins dominate in offense, defense, goalie and special teams - though they are close in special teams. That being said, Boston should win the series. And I am predicting Boston to win in 6 games, but it will not be easy.

Boston in 6.

Washington (2) vs. New York Rangers (7)

Rangers are weak offensively and defensively. They do have a goalie - Lundqvist - that can easily steal games, but how many? Definately not 4 against Washington. How do the Rangers stop Ovechkin? By putting defenseman paul Mara on him? Maybe Derek Morris? Don't make me laugh harder than I already have. And, say hypothetically, that the Rangers do shutdown Ovechkin, Washington has a handful of weapons - Semin, Backstrom, Green,Laich, etc.

Washington in 6.

New Jersey (3) vs. Carolina (6)

This should be a dandy. Brodeur vs. Ward. We all know what Cam Ward did several years ago - bring the Canes to the promised land. However, since that special run Ward has struggled in goal. I'm going with the upset here.

Hurricanes in 7

Pittsburgh (4) vs. Philadelphia (5)

In my opinion, this is the second best series behind the Bruins-Habs. Both teams have weapons in the attack and defense. What it comes down to is the goalies: Fleury vs. Biron. Fleury has been pretty consistent this year and did have a strong run in last years playoffs; Biron, on the other hand, has been inconsistent.

Pittsburgh in 6