So I have been thinking

About getting an xbox 360. What sparked the mood? A little bit of Grand Theft Auto 4. A little bit of getting back in the mood of playing video games as I was a while back. For some reason I have stalled for the last year on playing video games. Mind you I still have a PS2 in which I had owned Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and San Andreas. Damn San Andreas was so damn good, but I kept getting stuck at the fucking airplane tutor/training missions. I am not a pilot, OK!!
As I mentioned I do have a PS2, but I think it is time for a change and upgrade. A PS3 will cost me way too much, 400$ for the console, another hundred or so for a game. However, the Xbox can cost me as low as 279$ plus GTA 4 at 59$, which makes it reasonable to buy. I am not saying that I will buy an xbox 360 and GTA, but I have been thinking about it and so far it is a yes. If I end up buying the xbox 360 and GTA 4, then it will only be once I have finished this semester (14th of May, in 2 weeks bitch!).

Countin' em down

Exactly 15 days, 21 hours and 38 minutes until the last day of college. Yes, sir!
Until english exit exam: 17 days, 21 hours and 38 minutes.
Until Liberal A. party: 20 days, 9 hours and 38 minutes.

What a bitch

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I meant 'a dog.' Nah, you know what I meant. *eyes wide open, teeth grinding* This Blooding *beepin'* Law Paper is *bleepin'* pissing me the *bleep* off. *Bleep.* Aw, fuck it. This bloody fucking law paper is fucking pissing me the fuck off. THERE! The paper has to be 10-14 pages, and so far I have 12 pages with two paragraphs left to write (conclusion being one of them). So, it seems that Mr. Sully will have a stack of 15 pages to read during the weekend. I hope he loves it, and hopefully he is in a GREAT fucking mood when he reads it. Bloody fucking hell. I wish I could say that this is my last essay for college, but I would lie if I did. After this bloody bitch I will be busy and fucked up as I write my english essay, which is a staggering 40 FUCKING percent. Does this teacher on heroin or something? Mind you, kids, I have never done heroin or any drugs. Now Run away.
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I need coffee. . . . .Must. Finish. This. Bloody. Fucking. Law. Paper. Which. Is. Pissing. Me. The. Fuck. Off. Fuck!

Tonight's the Night

*Inserts Evil Empire CD in the CD player*
*Track 2: Bulls on Parade. BAM. Starts jumping and bobbing that effin' head*

Come wit it now!
Come wit it now!
The microphone explodes, shattering the molds
Either drop tha hits like de la O or get tha fuck off tha commode
Wit tha sure shot, sure ta make tha bodies drop
Drop an don't copy yo, don't call this a co-op
Terror rains drenchin', quenchin' tha thirst of tha power dons
That five sided fist-a-gon
Tha rotten sore on tha face of mother earth gets bigger
Tha triggers cold empty ya purse

Rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells

5 hours and 20 minutes before the Boston-Montreal Game 7 begins. Crank that shit up. BULLS ON PARADE. I'm telling you, if you really want to see me dance and/or sing while i'm kind of drunk or just drinking, all you have to do is put some Rage Against the Machine. It always does the trick. Fuck, I am pumped for tonight. Damn, I wish I had brought my Ipod.

Game 7 Baby, Game 7 (And little story)

Just when you thought the Bruins were better off quitting and not fighting for the series, the Bruins end up responding. Big time. I remember, i remember clearly. When it was announced that Boston were to face Montreal in the first round there was immediate pannic. Boston had lost 11 straight against Montreal and were calculated as easy prey's for Montreal. Typical. As much as a Bruins fan hates the Montreal Canadiens, one cannot argue with that call. Throughout the season Boston were beaten and hung out to dry by the Canadiens. They one us. Period. Therefore, it was a unnanymous prediction that Montreal would win. Some said in 4 - a sweep - while others said in five, max. I did so myself. In an earlier post I predicted that Montreal would win in 6 games only because their record in the previous 10 games against Boston was one sided. However, I did say in the post PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS that if Boston would somehow push a game 7, then Boston would eliminate Montreal. Well, I am here to say that I am sticking with that call. Yes, it is a little early considering that game 7 is one day away (Monday), but it is anyone's game: with the way Boston is playing they have the better odds.
Only one hockey analyst (i guess you can say that) claimed Boston would win the series, though, in 6 games. That man was featured on www.thefourthperiod.com . I said this countless times, especially after game 4 (Montreal leading the series 3-1) that I was proud of the Bruins as a team no matter what happens in game 5. And I still am proud. Tonight's game brought the adrenaline and excitement all back, especially when I saw Cam Neely pumping his fists when Boston took the lead in game 6.
I went to game 6 with a friend tonight, who told me not to get involved with the dumbass (sorry to use this word) Habs fans who were chanting "Boston sucks, Boston Faggots, Boston sucks dick, and the list goes on." After Montreal took the 1-0 lead, I turned to them, being the only Bruins fan in the bar/restaurant, and said, "Don't get too excited, it is not over yet." So they kept chanting and insulting Boston, and I kept my cool, laughed and shaked my head. After the game, one of them came up to me and gave me two middle fingers yelling, "Faggot." So, I paused and remembered what my friend said 'don't get involved,' ( I did not want something to happen to my friend, you know?), so I turned to the guy (I had to say something, nothing mean though) and said "you see what happens when you get to excited thinking the game is over." After a while the guy came back from the bathroom and started telling me, once again, "Boston sucks, Boston faggots, they are the worst team in the league, and so on." Again, I looked at the guy, who came to the bar/restaurant with a group of 6 guys (2 girls), and said, "Look man, I'm not going to start arguing with people like you, but if Boston sucks, if Boston is the worst team in the league, then why is there going to be a game 7?" The guy just left. Just like that.
Anyways, I am happy that I did not get too involved in a heated argument.

Caption This

I love this picture of the Boston Bruins win last night. Check out the 'Game' face of Marco Sturm on the far right. PRICELESS
Best Goal Face in the League. Period.

One More Month

One more. This bloody month is almost over, wooo fucking right. These next 3 weeks are going to be crucial and stressful. Nevertheless, they should be fun. . .fun? (laughs) yeah, right. I have two essays to hand in this friday, one of which I have yet to start, the other only half-way. Ummm. Good? Not good? I know!
Fuck, if the bruins would have won the first two games of the season or, if the refs would have done their job in the second fucking game properly, then I would be filled with enthusiasm. Yeah, enthusiasm. Shit, that sounds fuckin' hip. Hip? Christ, what the fuck am I saying? Who? Atheist? Huh? *Work. Must. Write. Essay. Or. Atleast. Start. The. Damn. Bloody. Fucking. Essay. Period. SERENITY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Woosaah. . . . Woosaah.
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Congratulations, you know that I procrastinate a lot. Thumbs up to you. Guess what? You won a prize. . . .*runs*

Round one action *Updated*

Boston-Montreal series notes and scores are in the post, NHL Predictions

Pittsburgh v. Ottawa (Pittsburgh wins 4-0)
Game 1: Ottawa 0 Pittsburgh 4
Game 2: Ottawa 3 Pittsburgh 5
Game 3: Pittsburgh 4 Ottawa 1
Game 4: Pittsburg 3 Ottawa 1
Game 5:
Game 6:
Game 7:

Washington v. Philadelphia (Philadelphia leads 3-1)
Game 1: Philadelphia 4 Washington 5
Game 2: Philadelphia 2 Washington 0
Game 3: Washington 3 Philadelphia 6
Game 4: Philadelphia 4 Washington 3 2OT
Game 5:
Game 6:
Game 7:

New Jersey v. New York Rangers (Rangers win 4-1)
Game 1: Rangers 4 New Jersey 1
Game 2: Rangers 2 New Jersey 1
Game 3: New Jersey 4 Rangers 3 OT
Game 4: New Jersey 3 Rangers 5
Game 5: Rangers 5 New Jersey 3
Game 6:
Game 7:

WEST:
Detroit v. Nashville (Detroit leads 3-2)
Game 1: Nashville 1 Detroit 3
Game 2: Nashville 2 Detroit 4
Game 3: Detroit 3 Nashville 5
Game 4: Detroit 2 Nashville 3
Game 5: Nashville 1 Detroit 2 OT
Game 6:
Game 7:

San Jose v. Calgary (San Jose leads 3-2)
Game 1: Calgary 3 San Jose 2
Game 2: Calgary 0 San Jose 2
Game 3: San Jose 3 Calgary 4
Game 4: San Jose 3 Calgary 2
Game 5: Calgary 3 San Jose 4
Game 6:
Game 7:

Minnesota v. Colorado (Colorado win 4-2)
Game 1: Colorado 3 Minnesota 2 OT
Game 2: Colorado 2 Minnesota 3
Game 3: Minnesota 3 Colorado 2 OT
Game 4: Minnesota 1 Colorado 5
Game 5: Colorado 3 Minnesota 2
Game 6: Minnesota 1 Colorado 2
Game 7:

Anaheim v. Dallas (Dallas leads 3-2)
Game 1: Dallas 4 Anaheim 0
Game 2: Dallas 5 Anaheim 2
Game 3: Anaheim 4 Dallas 2
Game 4: Anaheim 1 Dallas 3
Game 5: Dallas 2 Anaheim 5
Game 6:
Game 7:

Robin Hood

Of him, I know little. (sounds funny...). A friend of mine has been continuously talking about the series, which airs on BBC television, so I decided to give it a try. Though, I was uncertain about the acting or the entire movement of the show, I decided to give it a shot and maybe get a good laugh out of it. Tonight I decided to watch an episode or two. However, little did I know, one episode led to another, and that other episode led to another and so on. At this moment, 12:48am, I am at episode 5 and I will be watching a couple more before going to bed. I don't know why it did not come to my mind so quickly, but Robin Hood reminds me of the old Hercules series with Kevin Sorbo, as well as Young Hercules with the now-famous Ryan Gosling, and last but not least - yes, I know you will get a good laugh at this one - The adventures of Sinbad (1996-1998). Why? How? Well, let's see, these show, as well as Robin Hood, bring a fun paced adventure fulfilled with heroes and villains, and of course some sort of love story as we see in Robin Hood between Marian, Guy and Robin Hood. Ok, it is a love-triangle. . .sort of.
Call me corny, or whatever the name is, but I enjoy shows like Hercules, Young Hercules, The adventures of Sinbad and Robin Hood. The adventure and romance kind of grows on me, I guess. Geez, look at the time, what am I saying. I don't want to spill something I should not be saying. Off I go to watch some more entertaining Robin Hood.
Thank you Princess Hood. (LAUGHS OUT LOUD).

Playoff Predictions (My post-game comments are in the 'comment' box)

As you can tell the Bruins are in the playoffs, which means that a good chunk of my future posts will be dedicated to the Bruins-Habs series. Nevertheless, this will most likely stop once the Bruins are out of the playoff picture. I will give you my own NHL playoff prediction of all 8 series (East and West). However, I will only give you an analytical analysis, or at least close to it, of the Bruins-Habs series.

East:

1. Montreal v. 8. Boston (MTL lead 3-2)

Game 1: Boston 1 - Montreal 4
Game 2: Boston 2 - Montreal 3
Game 3: Montreal 1 - Boston 2
Game 4: Montreal 1 Boston 0
Game 5: Boston 5 Montreal 1
Game 6:
Game 7:

As many of you know by now, I am an avid Boston Bruins fan and have been for a dozen or so years. That being said, the best of me (biases) persuades me to chose or atleast hope for an upset which means a Boston series victory. However, it is quite obviously who is and should be the favorite to win the series: that team is Montreal. I believe that Montreal will win in 6 games. However, do not think for one second that this will be a walk in the park for Montreal. Far from it. Yes, Montreal has won 11 straight against Boston dating back to last season, but as I have mentioned and stressed this countless times, the playoffs are a different atmosphere, a different ball game so to speak. For Bruins fans looking at our record against the Habs, 0-7-1, is not a pretty figure. I know that many habs fans, if not, all, believe that Montreal will have an easy series that will last no longer than 5 games: if lucky, the bruins will push for a game 6. I beg to differ. Though I have chosen for Montreal to win in 6 does not mean that I have lost faith in Boston. You can look at this series in several ways. Looking at it realistically then one will chose Montreal to win it easily, maybe a series sweep, maybe in 5. My prediction that Montreal would win in 6 games is a realistic prediction, which may be the wrong thing to do because so many other important factors must apply. Besides the fact that Boston would have a better record (superior one) than Montreal had the Bruins not faced the Habs this year, one must look at this fact: Boston have NOTHING to lose. Nothing. Ziltch. The worst teams to face whether it is in the season or in the playoffs are those who are eliminated or are the underdogs respectively.
If we look at Boston one may and should see a team that has resurrected against all odds. If you thought that Montreal fought against all odds by reaching first, which is a huge accomplishment, wait until you hear about Boston. Since the lockout Boston has stunk up the place. Seriously. Bad management as always, horrible coaches (Sullivan and Lewis) and so on. However, this year was a little different. The Bruins acquired a number one goalie, Manny Fernandez, and signed a fighter/fourth line player, Shawn Thornton. Yes, I know, not that big of a change. The Bruins has got a new coach, Claude Julien, whom I disliked but didn't know much about. Then came all the predictions from the so-called hockey experts. Who were predicted to finish last in the EAST? None other than Boston. Keep in mind they chose Boston to finish last with a FULL TEAM. Now, Montreal was not chosen to make the playoffs by most so-called hockey expects. Montreal was classed between 9-11th spot. So, the season begins and nothing went right for Boston. Patrice Bergeron, arguably Boston's best forward, gets a concussion and is out for the year. Manny Fernandez plays 4 games before hurting his knee: he is out for the year. Ever since the 9th game Boston has never played with a full team. Never. Glen Murray misses 20 games, Aaron Ward (D) misses about the same amount, Andrew Ference (D) constantly hurt, misses 20+ games, Zdeno Chara misses 5 games, Tim Thomas misses about 8 games, and the list goes on. Against all odds we make the playoffs. Boston, with half a team, make the playoffs. How about that? Why did they make it? Claude Julien said, "There are teams that are out of the playoffs but have a better roster than us. The reason why we are in the playoffs and they are not is because of TEAM WORK."
A team with nothing to lose against a team, the favorites to win the series, who have dominated the Bruins for the past 2 1/2 years and are 23-7 in playoffs series. If Boston win, it will be in 7 games. And the reason why they would win is because of TEAM WORK.
Yes, I have chosen Montreal in 6, but I will not be surprised at all if Boston win the series.


2. PIttsburgh v. 7. Ottawa
Key players: Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin. Pittsburgh in 6.

3. Washington v. 6. Philadelphia
Key player: Cristobal Huet and Ovechkin. Washington in 6

4. New Jersey v. 5. Rangers
Lunqvist v. Brodeur. Rangers will win in 6


WEST:
1. Detroit v. 8. Nashville
Nashville has nothing to lose, which makes it much harder for Detroit. I'm going with an upset: Nashville in 6.

2. San Jose v. 7. Calgary
Key player: Joe THornton, but watch for Patrick Marleau to explode. San Jose in 6

3. Minnesota v. 6. Colorado
Key player: Marian Gaborik. Minnesota in 5

4. Anaheim v. 5. Dallas
Key player: Giguere and Pronger. Anaheim in 5

Tick Tock, 48 hours

Straight off the bat, this post is NOT, I repeat, it is NOT about Eddie Murphy's comedy/action movie. Nope. Though I must admit that the post will present some sort of action and the usual, well maybe, some comedy. Now back to business. I am so hyper and anxiously anticipating round one of the playoffs between Montreal and Boston. 48 hours away. Yes, good for you, you realized the meaning of "48 hours" in the title of this post. Round of applause please.
Ok. I guess I should write something analytical about the series. Unfortunately, I have been so busy that I am surprised at myself for finding some time to write this. Nevertheless, I should post something tomorrow about the series: the end of the week would be the latest. Once that is posted I will not post until the series is over since I will, again, be overloaded with essays and cheesy exams (though, I cannot think of any) over the month.
To cut this short, my prediction is Montreal in 6. Realistically, the way Montreal has dominated us this year (8-0) and over the last 2-3 years, they should win it easily. However, I beg to differ because the playoffs are a whole new ball game. It is all about 'who wants it more.' What better revenge than eliminating the Habs now where it hurts most. That is the SWEET REVENGE.
Needless to say, if the Boston Bruins manage to pull off an upset, which I really hope will happen, they will do it in game 7.

Boston v. Montreal in the playoffs

Oh Great. Wonderful. Sweet! Incredible. Jesus Murphy. Why? Why? Why?
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Can we win it? Pull an upset? Why not. Damn!
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Other playoff matches:
EAST:
1. Montreal v 8. Boston
2. Pittsburgh v. 7. Ottawa
3. Washington v. 6. Philadelphia
4. New Jersey v. 5. New York Rangers

WEST:
1. Detroi v. 8. Nashville
2. San Jose v. 7. Calgary
3. Minnesota v. 6. Colorado
4. Anaheim v. 5. Dallas

The Boston Bruins are in

Playoffs here we come. Somebody pinch me. Is this real, the Bruins in the playoffs despite all these injuries and non-believers? No, it cannot be. Holy (insert name here)!! I have just finished watching Ottawa v. Boston: a game that left me biting my nails, yelling at the t.v, yelling at the players to hustle, yelling at the top of my lungs when the Bruins scores and so on. I think I lost part of my voice. Part of my voice?
I wish I had a beer or some alcoholic beverage to celebrate this fabulous night, but all I got is a cup of coffee by my side. WOOT I am psyched. Damn fucking right I am. I do not know what else to say. Speechless. Bruins have made the playoffs!! Two exclamation marks for that. No. More. More.
Who will we meet in the playoffs is up in the air.

1. Pittsburgh 102PTS (1GL)
2. Montreal 102 PTS (1GL)
3. Carolina 92PTS (0GL)
4. New Jersey 97 PTS (1GL)
5. New York Rangers 96PTS (1GL)
6. Boston 94PTS (1GL)
7. Ottawa 94PTS (0GL)
8. Philadelphia 93PTS (1GL)
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9. Washington 92 PTS (1GL)

Here is how it can all turn out. If the Washington Capitals beat Florida tomorrow night, then they will clinch the playoffs and the SouthEast division. That means that Carolina will be eliminated and that the Capitals will finish 3rd. If the Capitals lose, then they are out and Carolina wins the division. However, it is hard to believe that Washington will lose to Florida. Though, anything can happen.
Another possibility goes as follows: Say Philadelphia and Boston win, and New York Rangers lose, then Boston will finish 5th, Philadelphia will finish 7th and Ottawa will finish 8th. If Philadelphia wins, Boston lose and Rangers win/lose, then the Rangers will finish 5th, Philadelphia 6th, Ottawa 7th (more wins than Boston) and Boston will end up 8th. If Boston and PHiladelphia lose, then Boston will switch places with Ottawa because Ottawa has more wins than Boston.

The playoff matches:

1 v. 8
2 v. 7
3 v. 6
4 v. 5

I predict that Boston will beat Buffalo tomorrow, New Jersey will beat the Rangers, Washington will beat Florida and Pittsburgh will beat Philadelphia. If this were to happen, then the standings would look like this:

1. Pittsburgh
2. Montreal
3. Washington
4. New Jersey
5. Boston
6. New York Rangers
7. Ottawa
8. Philadelphia

Pittsburgh v. Philadelphia (Pittsburgh in 6)
Montreal v. Ottawa (Ottawa in 6)
Washington v. Rangers (Rangers in 6)
New Jersey v. Boston (New Jersey in 6)

I lied

"Remember when I told you I was going to kill you last, Sully? I lied."

April Fools.
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Oh, wait. That was yesterday. Anyways, Commando, the cheesiest Arnold movie ever made!