It's late, it's dark. I'm bored and so are you. Ha ha ha got you! Hold on, let me grab my third coffee. Stay. Stay. Good dog.
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So last night around 1 am or 2 am - maybe sometime in between - I went to sleep. *pauses* That's a lie. I meant to say, I tried to go to sleep. Fucking Pampers commercial while I try to write something serious. Anyways, what was I saying? Umm, no not that. Oh yeah. So, I am trying to sleep - mind you I was home alone - and I start hearing someone snore and some mumble jumbo. Meh. Now there is a commercial of a girl in her bra eating rice (uncle Ben's). Goddamn it! Fuck!
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