Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Screw You Oreos

That is right. Screw You Oreo's. Screw You! Damn it. Screw You for making this delicious Oreo fudge cakes called Cakesters. You know I have been trying to stay away from sweets and read more books. You know it! But NO, you had too make something so delicious and full of sugar and fat. I had two and I want another. Another! You hear me? But I cannot. This I refuse to give in. I refuse. I will not. No, I shall not eat another Cakesters.
*Looks at the Cakesters snack pack*
Fuck YOU!!
*Pauses*
FUCK---
*Takes a pack of two Cakesters out*
*Pauses*
I'll be right back. *walks away*

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